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Friday, May 21, 2010
JAG "HEART AND SOUL" Episode # 3 2% AutoSummary

Harm: Alright.
Harm: Mayday!
Harm: Understood, sir.
Admiral: Never.
Meredith nods.
Mac sighs.
Mac: Agreed.
Mac: Meredith, it’s Mac.
Mac: Right.
Mac nods.
Mac: Sustained.
Mac: Lieutenant.
Harm: Admiral! Admiral!!
Mac: Harm?
Mac: Sorry.
Mac: Proceed.
Admiral: Yeah.
GEORGE WASHINGTON NATIONAL FOREST (HARM)
Harm: Admiral!!
GEORGE WASHINGTON NATIONAL FOREST (ADMIRAL)
Mac: Proceed.
Mac: Please.
GEORGE WASHINGTON NATIONAL FOREST (ADMIRAL)
Harm: Admiral!! Admiral!
Harm: Admiral! Admiral!
Admiral: Sorry, Meredith.
Meredith: AJ….
MacGYVER 1X01 – PILOT 3% AutoSummary

Mac: Psst.
Mac: Now.
Mac: Well, it’s comfy.
Barbara: Spencer, Barbara T.
Mac: Uh Gant.
Mac and Burke shake hands.
Mac: Rainmakers?
Mac: Yeah, right.
Mac grins *that* grin
Mac: Yeah.
Mac: Infrared or gas discharge
Mac: Thank you.
Mac: No thanks.
Mac: Can ya?
Mac climbs down a ladder.
Mac: Okey Doke.
Mac: Well that’s kinda pretty.
Mac: Think I’m in
Mac: Twighlight Zone.
Gant: What is it Mac.
Gant: Mac what’s happening?
Mac: Water.
Mac: Anybody hurt seriously.
Mac: No, uh, whoa.
Mac: Look uh . . ?
Barbara: Spencer, Barbara Spencer.
Mac and Barbara climb down the pole.
Mac: MacGyver.
Mac: Hey.
Barbara: Oh.
Mac: The what?
Mac: Alright.
Barbara: Alright.
Mac: Here.
Mac: Hey hey.
Mac: You bet.
Mac breaks that glass.
Gant: Mac. Mac? MAC!
Barbara: MacGyver.
Mac: With these.
Mac: Yeah?
Mac: A bomb.
Mac takes over the intercom.
Mac: Metallurgy, metallurgy, metallurgy. Come on Mac.
Barbara: Okay.
Mac: Wait here.
Mac: Spencer, Gosh darn it.
Mac: Doesn't it?
Mac: Spencer, your a genius
Mac: Short stuff's hot.
Mac: What?
SeaQuest DSV SERIES PILOT 5% AutoSummary

Nathan Bridger: Settle down.
Nathan Bridger: Not him.
Nathan Bridger: Easy, Commander.
Nathan Bridger: Deep enough.
Nathan Bridger: That’s it.
Nathan Bridger: Commander?
Lucas Wolenczak: No.
Lucas Wolenczak: Because.
Lucas Wolenczak: For what?
Nathan Bridger: A mermaid?
Jonathan Ford: Yes, sir.
Nathan Bridger: An hallucination.
Lucas Wolenczak: Still biffing.
Nathan Bridger: Still classified.
Nathan Bridger: Uh huh.
Nathan Bridger: Post-adolescence?
Lucas Wolenczak: Good night.
Lucas Wolenczak: Yeah, thanks.
Lucas Wolenczak: Oh.
Nathan Bridger: It’s true.
Jonathan Ford: Well.
Lucas Wolenczak: Oh.
Nathan Bridger: Reverse thrust.
Nathan Bridger: Thank you.
Nathan Bridger: Where is Commander Ford?
Nathan Bridger: Yes.
Jonathan Ford: Better.
Nathan Bridger: It’s OK.
Lucas Wolenczak: No lecture?
Lucas Wolenczak: Here.
Nathan Bridger: This yours?
Lucas Wolenczak: Thank you.
Nathan Bridger: You’re welcome.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER UNAIRED PILOT 5% AutoSummary

Buffy: No.
Xander: Willow!
Xander: Yeah.
Buffy: Ooh!
Xander: Whoa!
Buffy: Thanks.
Buffy: I'm Buffy.
Buffy: Hello?
Buffy: Oh!
Buffy: Textbooks.
Buffy: Good call.
Buffy (cont'd): So.
Buffy: Hi!
Buffy smiles reassuringly.
Buffy: No! I'm Buffy.
Buffy and Willow walk along, chatting.
Buffy: Thanks!
Buffy: Yeah.
Buffy: Thanks.
Buffy: chuckles.
Xander (cont'd): You've met Buffy, right?
Buffy: Willow, what's wrong?
Buffy: Hear what?
Xander: And?
Buffy: Dead?
Buffy: Principal Flutie?
Buffy: 'Buffy'.
Buffy: Oh, great.
Buffy: No.
Buffy: Wanna bet?
Buffy:(sigh) There's vampires?
Buffy: Cool.
Buffy: Yeah.
Xander: Hey!
Buffy: Sure.
Buffy: Yeah.
Buffy: Oh, sure.
Buffy: No!
Buffy: Willow has a boyfriend?
Buffy: Willow's friend.
Buffy: Pale?
Xander: Yeah.
Buffy: No.
Xander: Buffy, uh, what's the sitch?
Buffy's already gone.
Buffy: All right.
Buffy: Oh.
Xander: Buffy?
Buffy: No!!
Xander: So.
Buffy: Relax.
THE HIGHLANDER Season Finale 1% AutoSummary

Duncan: Fitzcairn!
Methos
Duncan: Methos doesn't exist.
Duncan looks at Methos: Methos?
Duncan: Nice view.
Duncan: Perhaps.
Duncan: Aye.
Duncan: Really?
Duncan: Aaarrgghh!!!
Amanda: Oh.
Kalas: Brilliant.
Amanda: Yeah.
Amanda: See?
Duncan: The disk.
Duncan: Maybe.
Kalas: MacLeod.
Duncan stares, stunned.
Amanda: Yeah.
Amanda: Yes!
Amanda: Fine. It's Duncan MacLeod!
Duncan: Maybe.
Amanda: Hi.
Duncan: Hi.
Amanda: No.
Amanda: Always.
Duncan: Hear that, Kalas?
Duncan: Good night, Joe.
5% AutoSummary of X:WP --- Episode: 1x01 "Sins of the Past"

Xena: WARRIOR PRINCESS
Troops: Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
Xena: Hello?
Xena: You’re with Draco. XENA Amphipolis.
Xena: Hello, Draco.
Xena: Goodbye.
Xena mounts Argo.
Xena: Draco.
Extra: Xena?
Extra: Xena?
Xena: Mother?
Xena: I know Draco. Xena leaves.
Gabrielle: Draco?
Xena: What?
Xena.
Xena enters.
Draco: Xena.
Extra: Xena!
Gabrielle: Xena!
HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS 1X01 - THE WRONG PATH 2% AutoSummary

Hercules: Hello.
Iolas: Whoo!
Hercules: Are ya?
Iolas: Yeah.
Hercules: Hmm-- kids.
Hercules: Damn you!
Iolas: Hercules!
Hercules: They’re gone, Iolaus.
Hercules: Go away.
Hercules: I’m Hercules!
Hercules: Not anymore.
Iolas: Hey! Hercules deserves our pleasure.
Iolas: Right.
Alcmene [Alc]: Hercules?
Hercules: Mother?
Hercules: Yeah.
Alc: Hercules! Hercules?! Hercules - and me.
Iolas: Yeah.
Hercules: [Sighs]
Hercules: Hercules.
Aegina: Oooh!
Aegina: Ahhh.
Hercules: Couldn’t help myself.
Aegina: Hurry!
Aegina: [Screams]
Hercules: Thanks.
Hercules: Wonderful!
Hercules: Yeah.
Aegina: Yeah.
Hercules: It’s personal.
Hercules: I’m Hercules.
Hercules: You know? You’re Hercules.
Hercules: Nothing is.
Deianeira: You’re Hercules.
Man: Hercules!
Iolas: Owl.
Hercules: What’s that?
Hercules: Well, thank you.
Aegina: Hmm.
Hercules: Me.
Lykus: Easy, Hercules.
Hercules: Take it easy, Aegina.
Hercules: I’m defeated.
Hercules: Don’t go outta Hercules.
Iolas: [Sighs]
Iolas: Hercules? Where?
Aegina: Hercules!
Hercules: I’m not.
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