BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER UNAIRED PILOT 5% AutoSummary

Buffy: No.
Xander: Willow!
Xander: Yeah.
Buffy: Ooh!
Xander: Whoa!
Buffy: Thanks.
Buffy: I'm Buffy.
Buffy: Hello?
Buffy: Oh!
Buffy: Textbooks.
Buffy: Good call.
Buffy (cont'd): So.
Buffy: Hi!
Buffy smiles reassuringly.
Buffy: No! I'm Buffy.
Buffy and Willow walk along, chatting.
Buffy: Thanks!
Buffy: Yeah.
Buffy: Thanks.
Buffy: chuckles.
Xander (cont'd): You've met Buffy, right?
Buffy: Willow, what's wrong?
Buffy: Hear what?
Xander: And?
Buffy: Dead?
Buffy: Principal Flutie?
Buffy: 'Buffy'.
Buffy: Oh, great.
Buffy: No.
Buffy: Wanna bet?
Buffy:(sigh) There's vampires?
Buffy: Cool.
Buffy: Yeah.
Xander: Hey!
Buffy: Sure.
Buffy: Yeah.
Buffy: Oh, sure.
Buffy: No!
Buffy: Willow has a boyfriend?
Buffy: Willow's friend.
Buffy: Pale?
Xander: Yeah.
Buffy: No.
Xander: Buffy, uh, what's the sitch?
Buffy's already gone.
Buffy: All right.
Buffy: Oh.
Xander: Buffy?
Buffy: No!!
Xander: So.
Buffy: Relax.